Twitter Quotes · Page 97

Worry more about being social, and worry less about doing social media

— Jay Baer

Cloudy with a chance of someone looking over your shoulder while you're tweeting.

— Anonymous

I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it.

— Green Monk

I have had to come to terms with the fact that I am hooked on Twitter. Not good.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think.

— Nikhil Saluja

You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.

— Anonymous

My office is on Twitter. I don't tweet myself - at least, not intentionally, but I probably should do.

— Tony Blair

No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter needs to become more of a platform on the web. If Twitter went away today, people would just turn to Facebook.…

— David Cohen

Thanks to Twitter, I learn about the revolutions in the Middle East via Arab activists and writers, not just from American foreign…

— Jacob Weisberg

On Friendster, if you were a band and you made a profile, they would delete it. They didn't want bands on their…

— Tom Anderson

Even if you're meditating, practicing yoga, reading a book, or taking a bath - It's so important for our wellbeing to just…

— Camille Kostek

I was watching Gene Simmons' TV show, Family Jewels. Or as it's known in the business, 'The Osbournes' Without the Talented Father.

— Nikhil Saluja

Since 2011, Groupon has lost $730 million, and Zynga has lost just over $1 billion. Twitter has been in business for 10…

— Daniel Lyons

I'm thankful for twitter and all the weird people on here they make me feel normal and we are some of the…

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.

— Bubbly

“Facebook would become our biggest fund-raising tool, bringing in some $250 million in contributions. The base and the supporters would vote with…

— Corey R. Lewandowski

“Millennials (aka Generation Y) are great at social media (Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn, Twitter,Tumblr, Instagram, Flickr, Snapchat, Pinterest, YouTube, Vimeo, and Periscope) but…

— Ramesh Lohia

For decades, media companies have largely controlled the tools through which consumers were told what to buy, wear or think. Now consumers…

— Simon Mainwaring

I'm very grateful for social media. I think it has shown people my true nature, and through that has come a book…

— Laura Benanti

“Make time every day to share with each other some of the events of the day. When you spend more time on…

— Gary Chapman

“I have learned one thing from my research, it’s this: social media services like Facebook and Twitter are providing teens with new…

— Danah Boyd

Facebook and Instagram are both really popular with teens, both in the U.S. and globally across the world. I think what you're…

— Mark Zuckerberg

When people just become numbers, and we stop relating to each other as human beings. And we don't have the agency to…

— Bryce Dallas Howard

You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.

— Anonymous

If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?

— Nikhil Saluja

If you include quotes with your Instagram photos, you need to look at your life.

— Josh Peck

“Facebook without content moderation is a gun without gun control.”

— Abhijit Naskar

If you 13 on Twitter you better have TeamSaved, TeamVirgin, and TeamElementarySchool

— Jerett Parker

In the best cases, Twitter makes people smarter and faster and more efficient.

— Evan Williams

I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is currently the only social network your parents havent ruined.

— Sydney Rogers

Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'

— Anonymous

I want you to know that whatever problems you're having, I'm here to read about it on Facebook.

— Anonymous

I have learned not to feed the trolls. I just don't respond.

— Dana Brunetti

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

— Anonymous

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they…

— Bill Maher

Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know.

— Anonymous

Twitter is all fun and games until it's meet and greet time...

— Anonymous

I don't get Twitter or social media. I really don't understand it or read it. I see it as a distraction.

— Paul Lambert