Twitter Quotes · Page 71

We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

— Punkinhead Abhishek

I have two kinds of Facebook friends: Those who know what 'DFTBA' means, and those who don't.

— John Green

If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple.

— Nikhil Saluja

Katie_benson92 I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.

— Anonymous

“Every time you make a tweet, a writer develops writer's block.”

— Christopher D. Votey

Dont post on facebook about sluts, everyone might think your talking about yourself.

— Anonymous

I think the whole aspect of social networking is vulgar and repulsive in a lot of ways.

— Trent Reznor

I don't say I never use Facebook, but I often think about closing my account.

— Barton Gellman

I joined Twitter and you read a lot of the comments. You're biting your lip and you want to reply but you…

— Michael Owen

A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the…

— Anonymous

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN…

— Anonymous

If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.

— Nikhil Saluja

My favorite TikTok of my own would have to be the video of me drinking coconut water without closing my mouth -…

— Bretman Rock

Tumblr culture and the whole reappropriation-without-context thing are a double-edged sword in that they both raise awareness of my work and also…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I take a lot of pride in my brand on social media and the other brands that I work with. Social media…

— Mandy Rose

Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single…

— Nikhil Saluja

On Facebook, Twitter, texting, e-mails, remember, it's a mode of communication, it is not communication. It's not real life. So step aside,…

— Kellyanne Conway

One of the annoyances of working for The Guardian is that, obsessed as the organisation is with its digital and social media…

— Michael Wolff

It's a great way of getting my word out. I love Twitter and tweeting, and I have - between that and Facebook,…

— Donald Trump

I'm not going to lie, the first three years of being in the group, I would look for trolls. I would search…

— Leigh-Anne Pinnock

One of the interesting things about Twitter is looking how famous people choose to use it. Take someone like Steve Martin, who…

— Rob Lowe

It's daunting to go back through the past, to read tweets and come across Facebook profiles of people who have passed away.…

— iJustine

“What do you think your valuation is right now?" Mark asked as they both sat uncomfortably across from and below him, peering…

— Nick Bilton

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary Americans. That's right,…

— Jimmy Fallon

There's no denying that social media shows off our best lives, but I don't think it's an Ibiza problem.

— Zara McDermott

John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is its own sort of thing: Twitter and Facebook have changed the way everyone perceives everything.

— Steve Kazee

If her husband walks in while you're fucking her... ask him to join. You're already fucked anyways...

— Nikhil Saluja

I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.

— Jen Kirkman

We obviously know that terrorist groups have become very reliant on social media.

— Stephen Miller

I mean, my mom knows Google, but she doesn't know MySpace.

— Tom Anderson

I don't care what you think of social media, and I don't care what you think of the people that comment .

— Rush Limbaugh

You are generous... when you can take as sweetly as you can give.

— Nikhil Saluja

Hate is a strong word. It's also very destructive, so no - I don't hate Mark Zuckerberg.

— Tyler Winklevoss

TikTok helped me change my life. TikTok brought my song to several different audiences at once.

— Lil Nas X

I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits.

— Nikhil Saluja

A lot of times, what people see is what they hear or what's on your Instagram.

— Evan Ross

Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere.

— Nikhil Saluja

I love it when people block me. It means I'm tweeting right.

— Nikhil Saluja

I am not active in sharing my views on social media but I observe a lot.

— Anil Ravipudi