Twitter Quotes · Page 172

I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

— Jen Kirkman

Expectoration: If you go to a political rally, you should EXPECTORATION.

— Nikhil Saluja

Tweeting your emotions is better than saying it to other people. ð

— Jhiess Krieg

From its humble origins in college dorm rooms, social media has quietly crept into the boardroom.

— Ryan Holmes

I'm not a mind reader, your unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't view Twitter as a promotional tool but as a really, really, really cool cocktail party.

— Kurt Busiek

I just learned to copy and post to Facebook, but here I've ever hidden within the author's

— Mak_786

Okay. Don't talk to me any more... And delete me from your Facebook Friends.

— Anonymous

My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her.

— Nikhil Saluja

God doesn't have a Blackberry, but He is my favorite contact. He doesn't have Facebook but He is my Friend, and He…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

If you're a person who says Only God can judge me on a regular basis, people are actually judging you a lot…

— Nikhil Saluja

An ordinary person will be with books, An extra ordinary person will be in that book. Be an extra ordinary person like…

— Nikhil Saluja

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push…

— Tim O'Reilly

I've had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet…

— Dan Stevens

Facebook's position with rival tech companies boils down to this: if you want access to all the information we've collected, strike a…

— Daniel Lyons

Prom culture is now painstakingly documented on sites such as Instagram and Facebook, exacerbating the angst of the uninvited.

— Rachel Simmons

Social media has allowed fans and celebrities to really engage and have an organic interaction with each other. Ever since I've had…

— Christina Milian

What are the differences between Mark Zuckerberg and me? I give private information on corporations to you for free, and I'm a…

— Julian Assange

If you're not broadcasting what people feel is their truth as it relates to you, well that becomes a problem. If your…

— Aeriel Miranda

“And then there was that stupid social networking system, how it had just seemed like the most convenient vessel for the average…

— Noah Fregger

If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a…

— Aziz Ansari

“Kyle worked in technology; he knew it would only be a matter of time before the video of Daniela and the A-list…

— Julie James

For me, social media isn't just about connecting with friends and sharing photos; it's a bigger, more tangled web that's led me…

— Franchesca Ramsey

The thing about Snapchat is it is ephemeral, so you don't - it's not like a video that you post to YouTube…

— Harper Reed

Twitter is comedy writing. It's one-liners that give way to fully fleshed-out thoughts.

— Jaboukie Young-White

If Shakespeare were alive today, he might be writing on Twitter.

— Ai Weiwei

Log out Facebook, Log into God. Don't follow Twitter, Follow God. Don't ask Google, Ask God.

— M O'zee

The reason for the real name policy is Mark Zuckerberg wants to make another dollar.

— Peter Sunde

Twitter is unspeakably irritating. Twitter stands for everything I oppose,

— Jonathan Franzen

Some people don't want to share any shine, they'd rather sit on their Instagram account.

— Spencer Pratt

That awkward moment when your mom/dad has more friends than you do on facebook.

— Anonymous

Facebook asks What's on your mind? I ask Do you REALLY want to know whats going through MY head?

— Anonymous

Fake names in facebook is like a cosplay costume put on for unreal reasons.

— Agou

More than finding out who trolls me, I am interested to know why people troll.

— Shibani Dandekar

In fb I saw sm ppl who r changing their same profile picture freequently 2 get max likes..

— Althaf Raja

The moment someone's happy that you liked their status... and then you un-like it.

— Anonymous

There are positive things that come of social media as well as negative.

— Millie Bobby Brown

I think Twitter is an incredible platform. I want to see it succeed.

— DeRay Mckesson

It's hard to make a comeback When you haven't been anywhere.

— Nikhil Saluja

I was the first person Donald Trump threatened to sue on Twitter.

— Lawrence O'Donnell