Twitter Quotes · Page 169

What you're getting on Twitter is me sitting on a bench, just with a lot less cuss words. Honestly.

— Channing Frye

“Over time, Barbra associates Facebook with her need for social connection.”

— Nir Eyal

Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck.

— Nikhil Saluja

So numb my face gone, I need my space and I don't do Facebook. Seriously how my face look?

— Tyga

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook does social really well, but continues to fail at community.

— Christopher Poole

Well, social media is a curse as much as it is an advantage.

— Zareen Khan

We're all not exactly the same person online that we are in real life. I am not as happy as my Instagram…

— Kim Stolz

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction;

— Nikhil Saluja

I try to tweet, but I still haven't gotten into the rhythm as much as some people who have, like, 20,000 tweets.…

— Sam Richardson

I've become increasingly fascinated with social media to improve on traditional ways of preparing for and predicting the future.

— Noreena Hertz

The idea of Twitter started with me working in dispatch since I was 15 years old, where taxi cabs or firetrucks would…

— Jack Dorsey

“To a certain extent, Social Media is the legalised place of deception, with its zigzag rules. It falls under gaming the system…

— Ehsan Sehgal

Not only do Imgurians get the opportunity to find the content that they love but also serve up their favorite content to…

— Alan Schaaf

Before you can pick a social-media strategy, you have to think of your customer and what the value proposition is for them.…

— Carol Roth

“three platforms: Amazon, Google, and Facebook. Registering, iterating, and monetizing its audience is the heart of each platform’s business. It’s what the…

— Scott Galloway

“Critics first discounted Twitter’s 140-character message limitation as gimmicky and restrictive. But little did they realize the constraint actually increased users’ ability…

— Nir Eyal

You never know anymore if you'll see something you don't want to see, if you're jealous of something, if you're going through…

— Jen Kirkman

Google is omniscient of what people search for and do. Facebook has over a billion subscribers, meaning Mark Zuckerberg has personal information…

— Eduardo Paes

It is interesting just generationally that you see that people are much more comfortable, and that's part of life now for this…

— Natalie Portman

Twitter has always been that refreshing place where I can quickly find out what is going on in my tech world. I…

— Brad Feld

When I started Instagram, I kind of just did what I like to do or to show the things I like, whether…

— Paloma Elsesser

“Trolls and haters are only distractions from your greater purpose. When you achieve your goals and success, not only will the trolls…

— Kailin Gow

A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win.

— Anonymous

Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's nice to be on social media - but I like to take a time out every now and then.

— Bhumika Chawla

If I said my views on transgenders I would get kicked off Instagram.

— Sean Strickland

Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

— Dennis Miller

I'd like a $5 dollar footlong?…? Thatll be 7.55?…Bitch what?

— Anonymous

Niggas makin' the threats, you could put 'em on Twitter but out of respect, I handle mine like a killer.

— Rick Ross

I'm not sure there's any number of Facebook likes that can replace a hug.

— Seth

Facebook is for people, Twitter is for perspective, Google+ is for passion, LinkedIn is for pimping

— Guy Kawasaki

I'm an artist, so I love the graphic design of Instagram.

— Pierce Brosnan

I want to make clear that my feedback comes from a place of loyalty and persistent gratitude. I love Twitter.

— Chris Sacca

I don't feel that my life, my professional life, is married to a reliance upon Instagram.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

“It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence.

— David Chiles

When Facebook starts showing how many times youve visited someones profile, were all screwed.

— Hussein Nishah

I don't do Facebook, Twitter, I don't do any of the social media.

— Edwin Moses

Who needs friends when you have followers that don't speak to you?

— Anonymous