You should actually tweet everything you do - it's your fucking personal diary not twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You have social networking, and you can do things efficiently without the might of a big label. — Boy George Copy Share Image
Social media reaches farther than we can physically reach with advertising. — Tony Clark Copy Share Image
Oh you're the type of girl that uses your personality as birth control. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a status about someone, and that one person likes it.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was one of the key people responsible for building Facebook's News Feed. When we launched it in 2006, users hated it.… — Ruchi Sanghvi Copy Share Image
I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's a tough world. One moment, you're the hottest thing; there aren't enough hours in the day - you can barely catch… — Isabeli Fontana Copy Share Image
I don't just post a video and then get offline. After uploading, I love to respond to comments, tweets, and messages about… — Bethany Mota Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you look on Facebook and see your friend's comment on your status gets more likes than your status… — David Rice Copy Share Image
Your life and everything about your world should be represented on your social media accounts, and everybody feels that way from family… — Aeriel Miranda Copy Share Image
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Although Elon did purchase Twitter, we're still seeing massive censorship and we really can't even begin to have discussions about how to… — Anna Paulina Luna Copy Share Image
I did go to college with him, but everyone's always like, 'Did you meet Mark Zuckerberg? Did you hang out with him?'… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
We've never met before and I start telling you how much I love your favorite musicians, how I watch the same TV… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
TikTok gives an artist a voice. I'm very careful to be very authentic on there - everything I do comes from me,… — Laufey Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be in the position I am now without social media. It has put a lot of power into the hands… — Declan McKenna Copy Share Image
I want to tell every fan that I appreciate them with a retweet or reply but I don't want my account to… — G-Eazy Copy Share Image
I want to skip school for a couple weeks. I want to shut my phone off & not log onto the computer.… — Obviously Me :p Copy Share Image
Now we live in a time where the public and the private are completely fused and there isn't such a great distinction.… — Felicity Jones Copy Share Image
“There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your f**king life.” — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Having the most friends on Facebook is like sitting at the coolest table in a mental hospital cafeteria — Shannon Wall Copy Share Image
“You can’t use a blackmail photo as your profile shot on social media!” — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
Facebook is my life I can't go a day with out a poke or chat. Video call or comment — Author Name Copy Share Image
Honestly, I keep deleting Twitter because I hate it. And Instagram, I just kind of post updates. — Ethel Cain Copy Share Image
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. — John Mackey Copy Share Image
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was so against social media for such a long time, but now I can't live without it. — Sebastian Stan Copy Share Image
Today, presence on social media has become a yardstick to be cast - the parameter to get a job. — Priyanshu Chatterjee Copy Share Image
Women are like plug sockets. You have to stick something into all three holes before they work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny. — Tahar Rahim Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people blocked on my Twitter for various reasons which I don't need to get into. — Jamie Vardy Copy Share Image
