Twitter Quotes · Page 152

Facebook is cheaper than a therapy, Twice as effective and you can do it naked.

— Kand3n

Quincy has no online Facebook. What a sham. Nothing I can do about that.

— Mark Zuckerberg

Well son, your mother and I met on Twitter, then later we... NO DON'T LOOK AT HER AVI

— Nikhil Saluja

Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is who you used to know; Twitter is who you want to know and things you want to know more about.

— Chris Sacca

Even my trolls have started taking the trouble to spell their Tweets correctly, which is thoughtful.

— Robert Rinder

“Facebook is not just injurious to health, it's now a full-on humanitarian crisis.”

— Abhijit Naskar

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

— Bo Burnham

I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's…

— Cecily Strong

Companies whose marketing and sales departments are not using the Internet and social media for communication may have the same fate that…

— Bill Capodagli

I hate Twitter. I think it's disgusting. It's ridiculous that you as a stranger can type something to me, and I see…

— Gabourey Sidibe

I'm on the Facebook board now. Little did they know that I thought Facebook was really stupid when I first heard about…

— Reed Hastings

If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish…

— Anonymous

Now, with social media, it's a whole different world, which is good and bad. Back when I was in college, when there…

— Christian Siriano

“Social media was designed to SHARE what you’re doing and who you are, not BE what you’re doing and be who you…

— Richie Norton

I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off…

— Anonymous

I had to stop following certain friends because I was constantly seeing them tweet about all the parties that I wasn't invited…

— Laurie David

“With the explosion of technology over the last 15+ years, we are in the process of a complete paradigm shift in regards…

— Kytka Hilmar-Jezek

“Want to know a sure-fire way to cut your Obsessive Comparison Disorder in half? Cut your Facebook and TV time in half.…

— Paul Angone

With Twitter, you can build your own virtual trading floor and research department, populated by the smartest people on earth. Almost any…

— Barry Ritholtz

I've always enjoyed Twitter. I enjoy it a lot less now that I'm in WWE, I'll be honest. Because the number of…

— Kevin Owens

“LIFE IS AN ENTHUSIASM. MY EXPERIENCE OF LIFE, MY VISION ALL ARE MENTION IN MY BOOKS. WRITING LANGUAGE - MALAYALAM. I BORN…

— Saravan Maheswer

President Trump's frequent, unfiltered use of his personal Twitter account as a means of official communication is unprecedented. If the President is…

— Mike Quigley

I'm not going to change. Why would I change? I don't tweet like Donald Trump. I'm not on Facebook. I should amend…

— Bill O'Reilly

You are brave... when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social Media has now become a part of our culture - you are either a part of it, or you ignore it.

— Zendaya

I'm not the rapper that's too cool to tweet and talk to fans.

— Logic

I love Instagram. I like taking pictures. I've always been into that ever since cellphones had that capability.

— Kyle Carpenter

Facebook needs these buttons: Dislike, Who cares?, Are you stupid?, and Shut the f*ck up

— Anonymous

I just asked Siri to give me directions to the nearest mental institute and it redirected me to Twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Tweeters don't want to be treated like just anyone else.”

— Joan Mullally

Sometimes it feels as if I'm in a fantasy world, then I realize I'm still logged into Facebook

— Tru Muse

Amazing how someone can take your post and assume that it is about them, must be how they view themselves.

— Nishan Panwar

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Yes, a proud, proud moment in my life. If only that could go on my Facebook timeline!”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

— Nikhil Saluja

Whatever you think of Facebook, you cannot fault it for lack of ambition.

— Anonymous

Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil.

— Lindsey Kelk

My Twitter account status used to say 'part-time playboy' on it, but I've taken that down now.

— Judd Trump

“Contagious content is like that—so inherently viral that it spreads regardless of who is doing the talking.”

— Jonah Berger