Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
“#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Using social media alongside my acting career has worked wonders on both ends. — Carrie Hope Fletcher Copy Share Image
It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Facebook had to be the biggest playground for self-absorbed assholes that the world had ever seen.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
I love how the 140 character limit on twitter forces girls to get to the damn point. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is the ultimate service for the mobile age - its simplification and constraint of the publishing medium to 140 characters is… — Matt Mullenweg Copy Share Image
Facebook is like the ocean. It's warm, deep, and calm in a few places but mostly it's cold, shallow and rough. The… — Kenny Floyd Copy Share Image
I was doing Facebook comedy videos; then I moved over to Instagram, and then I hopped on Twitter. That is where I… — Lil Nas X Copy Share Image
It's a delicate thing for me, with how involved I am in social media and being a part of people's lives in… — Vera Farmiga Copy Share Image
With any minority group, it takes a strong presence in the public eye to make a change because everything nowadays is social… — Sonya Deville Copy Share Image
I think it's awesome to have social media as a platform to progress and build. Of course, using it in the most… — Karrueche Tran Copy Share Image
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Just been told that I've been in a car crash with Stephen Merchant. I was eating cereal in my pj's when I… — Hayley Atwell Copy Share Image
You don't even know if the person you're communicating with online is actually that person. And your persona on your social media… — Sam Esmail Copy Share Image
My ex tweeted animals can't beat tanks Duh! Because he wrestled one of the boys on my team who's name is Emil… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was a very, very strange experience to go through on social media. Before that, my social media life had been very… — Pablo Schreiber Copy Share Image
My Face book gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake friends, 10 FB hackings, 9 new sins 8 play dates, 7… — Denver Mc Copy Share Image
“Dear FB Friends, Fuck Facebook!!!!! — It has proven to be worthless as a book-selling device, and is nothing but a repository… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
Relationships on social media may be great in the beginning, but once you take the next step and meet in person you… — Dirgha Copy Share Image
“The most effective young Facebook users, however — the ones who will probably be winners if Facebook turns out to be a… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
“Strategic Commonality “Social media has capitalized on helping people find others who share their similar interests, shared experiences, and common passions. With… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
I've been very careful to always make clear that I am a real person. That's why I'm on social media a lot. — Mitski Copy Share Image
Social media has been a great change. It's also a great way to disseminate comics and market them. — Ryan North Copy Share Image
Boys, Women are easy. Tell them they're pretty. Compliment some shit. Fuck them like you hate them. Easy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social media is the ultimate equalizer. It gives a voice and a platform to anyone willing to engage. — Amy Jo Martin Copy Share Image
I have to block my mom on most accounts. I have her blocked on Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram. — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm even old-school Instagram. I'm here for your "What did you have to eat today?" I'm fine with that. — Ted Leo Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Therapist: you should be in a mental institute Me: I'm already on Twitter — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's definitely a lot of pressure every day to post more, do more, be more of a social person. — Griff Copy Share Image
