Twitter Quotes · Page 146

Lots of people hide behind social media to spread ridiculous rumours and cause problems where they don't exist.

— Marcelo

I think that Instagram suits me. People know I like to use it all the time.

— Neymar

How can you tell if a girls on her period? How can you not tell?!

— Anonymous

To me, it's just that social media is allowing people to be in charge of their own narratives.

— Jose Antonio Vargas

If someone annoys you on Twitter, check their feed first: you need to know if they're crazy.

— Retta

Hashtag activism is a catalyst, but things have to actually happen in real life.

— Petra Collins

I'm not a fan of the #DeleteFacebook campaign. I think that they can reform.

— Brittany Kaiser

I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when some guy post something on your photo and you think hes either looking at my page or pictures?

— Anonymous

LinkedIn is very good for browsing relationships and hooking into your contacts' networks. It re-connected me with high-level execs I hadn't talked…

— danah boyd

If I put the same amount of time I spent on twitter into my homework, I'd be valedictorian and so smart I'd…

— Anonymous

Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, stealyour animal crackers? -.

— Anonymous

Twitter has made a huge, positive difference in my life, and changed the landscape of politics in multiple countries I studied, including…

— Zeynep Tufekci

For reasons that I don't fully understand, Twitter is a place where I don't feel ashamed to say my most shameful thoughts.

— Mira Gonzalez

Applause to the person that erased you, then blocked you and is now looking at your FACEBOOK PROFILE through a friends account.

— Anonymous

I don't agree with everything Facebook does or Mark Zuckerberg's stance on identity, but he's a nice and extremely smart guy who…

— Christopher Poole

In a funny way I think social media is making people less rather more experimental. People are too worried about looking good…

— Patrick Grant

It's not that every single thing that happens on Facebook is gonna be good. This is humanity. People use tools for good…

— Mark Zuckerberg

I don't go on social media with a mercenary intent to promote. That's just wrong. I go to learn, to listen, to…

— Sabaa Tahir

“These services aren’t necessarily, as advertised, the lifeblood of our modern connected world. They’re just products, developed by private companies, funded lavishly,…

— Cal Newport

Every check-in should mean something. Foursquare should get smarter every time that you continue to check in. We should be able to…

— Dennis Crowley

Overnight the digital age had changed the course of history for our company. Everything that we thought was in our control no…

— Howard Schultz

Twitter for me is a form of entertainment for the followers and it's also a source of information. I try to tweet…

— Peter Facinelli

As a couple, we mutually decided to stay away from it, and rather than spending time on Internet, we be with each…

— Amruta Khanvilkar

I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do.

— Hussein Nishah

MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics;

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is enhancing human connectivity as people can converse in ways that were once not possible.

— Zeynep Tufekci

We live in a world where many of us have a lot of friends on Facebook but yet we have lost human…

— Anonymous

I bet in prison everyones fb relationship status is set to 'its complicated.'

— Anonymous

I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I'm on a set, and I'm in between a scene or on a plane waiting, I read Twitter and I love…

— Henry Winkler

The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is social. We're looking to touch one heart at a time. With one great story at a time.

— Shawn Amos

If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Facebook and Twitter didn’t create our desire to connect. Our desire to connect created Facebook and Twitter.”

— Tom Fletcher

The last seen at must be added by the wife of the man who made the app whatsapp..

— Ritu Ghatourey

Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm very heavily trolled, but one learns to ignore such thing.

— Aparna Sen

'Friendzoned' should be a relationship status on Facebook.

— Anonymous