Twitter Quotes · Page 144

A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in/out whenever you want.

— Anonymous

FACEBOOK Is The Only Place Where It's Acceptable To Talk To A Wall... And Being Liked As Well...

— Pacifiersucker

I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!

— Nikhil Saluja

We have found that using Facebook as a work tool makes our work day more efficient.

— Lars Rasmussen

Social media is the future, with employers recognizing they need to start hiring people with the right skills.

— Ryan Holmes

A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile. :) :)

— Nikhil Saluja

My Facebook name should be nobody because when I like your status it will say nobody likes this!

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when youre creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts

— Mswazi Omarion

The fact that people look at pictures so tiny on Instagram - people ask me about it popping on Instagram, but I…

— Jeremy Scott

Anyone who has been the victim of the social-media furies knows just how distorting and dishonest those furies can be.

— Bret Stephens

“The internet in general and social networking sites in particular are making people more reclusive than social.”

— Sharanya Haridas

Social media companies like Twitter and Facebook get to decide whether or not you get pertinent information about national security issues in…

— Laura Loomer

One of the reasons that I'm a lurker on Twitter is that every time I tweet an idea, I feel like I'm…

— Bill Keller

MySpace was kind of coming to an end when I got onto social media. So my first experience was with Facebook, and…

— Lana Condor

Facebook is massive in scale and scope. Twitter is a public communication forum, but if I'm following you, you're not necessarily following…

— Jeff Weiner

I use social media not to ask new people to like my stuff. I use social media to connect with that one…

— Hugh Howey

“The nurse reached over and patted the stack of papers she had beside her before glancing back up at the blond again.…

— Abbi Glines

I might seem biased, but I use Evernote every day. It came to me through my readers, who I'd asked for software…

— Anonymous

I think there is something about the Internet which gives people almost an opportunity to role play and to create a facade,…

— Steven Wilson

“Marketing departments aren’t going to give marketers their money unless they know what they’re spending money on works. But since many don’t…

— B.J. Mendelson

“As the computer scientist Jaron Lanier reminds us, a company such as Instagram—which Facebook bought in 2012—was not valued at $1 billion…

— Marc Goodman

“If you value your mental health, turn off all useless notifications - let's start with me, turn off all social media notifications…

— Abhijit Naskar

Dominant, ubiquitous Big Tech platforms are increasingly choosing which speakers and messages are approved for public discussion, using opaque, inconsistent, and politically…

— Bill Hagerty

Rap and spoken word have reawakened the country to poetry in itself. Texting and Twitter encourage creative uses of casual language, in…

— John McWhorter

Oh my god! I just heard myself say, 'I don't know of I should tweet that.' I've become THAT guy!

— Jennifer Carpenter

I want to shine a spotlight on showing how dangerous Trump and his Twitter button can be.

— Valerie Plame

BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis.

— Nikhil Saluja

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

— Nikhil Saluja

Not everything that pops into your head needs to be shared on Facebook.

— Nishan Panwar

So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck?

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

— Emaliebaby

Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak.

— Sydney Rogers

Having social media does open you up to trolling, and mine is always about my skin.

— Georgia Toffolo

Quite honestly, I'm the kind of person to get my feelings hurt over something somebody said on Twitter.

— Yara Shahidi

Your so fake that you should have two FACEBOOK accounts; one for each face.

— Anonymous

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

— Andy Borowitz

It's amazing what social media has done for entertainment.

— Scott Foley

A baby is delivered at Twitter & multiple identical twins born at Facebook within a few seconds

— ARINDAM SEN

Instagram has become a great tool for assessing whether or not you want to see a certain person in real life.

— Ego Nwodim

Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry.

— Nikhil Saluja