Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn't happen by accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of said following me on twitter it should be stalk me on twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue you didnt follow me back b*tch ima unfollow you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are ugly, but it doesn't matter whether you're satisfied or not. What matters is how you use the Instagram. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's do our part for Earth Day by continuing to only impact the outside world via email, Facebook, and Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook creeping people who used to make fun of you in school and seeing how they are going nowhere in life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you always screenshot your texts & whatsapp convos just to post them online then chances are, you're an attention seeker. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am cleaning up my facebook friends page. If you are deleted don't take it personally. It is strictly based on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop editing your pics. ...What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have power! You can delete negative comments on facebook. Beware, once you post on another persons wall you give your power… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people seriously need to get off Facebook and make some real friends. Stop complaining about your life, no one cares. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you wish your profile name was Nobody so when you like somebodies status it says Nobody likes your status. (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I'M AT HOME ON FACEBOOK DON'T LAUGH SO ARE YOU... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to the Bible, Jesus hung around with whores and thieves. He would of loved Twitter. Stay thirsty my friends! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should really stop Facebook creeping on people on my phone...I always end up asking them to be my friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't think you're a pro photographer just because you use the lazy services of Instagram. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you go through your Facebook and say to yourself, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember: Being awake during a Saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = MySpace. Before MySpace = Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networks don't break up relationship. The shit you post on social networks breaks up relationship!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward Momment WhenSomeone Deletes There Comment So It Looks Like Your Talking To Your Self.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some things are better left unsaid...especially on social media. Think before you press SEND! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember a diamond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clingy boys are like notifications on a Facebook status you should have never liked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I logout from FB reason: I am bored. After 5min I signed in reason: I am bored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
