If my mom had a Twitter I'd probably get in trouble for someof the stuff I say on there lmao — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the horror of social media – that it gives us the impression we are in control of our virtual identities,” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Um excuse me, girl with 5000 Facebook pictures...we knew what the fuck you looked like in the first 3. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear facebook, u really wana noe wts in my mind??? wana kill sum1 4 askng me same thng again n again n… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have better things to do with my time than stalk people I hate on Facebook, but then again I've never been… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 5 it should default to 'Unstable.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think teenagers nowadays are depending too much of their life on Social Network sites. Facebook, Twitter. What would your life be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing. Electricity: Keep talking, b-ches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope Twitter's 140-character limit doesn't hinder you from describing every detail of your ecstasy-fueled spring break beach orgies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
