Some people are sass monsters on twitter. Like honey, you need to chill. — Ashton Irwin Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook and I don't have a Twitter or anything like that. — Sean Payton Copy Share Image
To me, Twitter seems like a way for people to just let the world know about the most mundane bullshit that crosses… — Phil Elvrum Copy Share Image
Narcissism really spreads its wings and soars on twitter. It's like watching a dragon hatch and learn to fly. — Dave Anthony Copy Share Image
People on Twitter seem like much better friends than the kids I know I'm real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got Twitter like two months ago, checked it out a bit more, and I concluded the only thing Twitter I'm interested… — Evan Goldberg Copy Share Image
When you start personally attacking people on Twitter, it's like, come on, dude. — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
Twitter is like overhearing people's conversations, which is exactly what dictionary editors have been wishing we could do for years. — Erin McKean Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. ^_^ — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Twitter is like a maximum security prison. There are the tough guys, crazy ones, odd ones & an idiot who tried to… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Nothing will ever replace good old fashioned police work, but Facebook and Twitter have been like a tool on our belt, In… — William Bratton Copy Share Image
In the early days of Twitter, it was like a place of radical de-shaming. People would admit shameful secrets about themselves, and… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm actually on the Twitter like all those crazy young kids are, and if I'm going to do an in-store appearance or… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
If we compare the two, Facebook is currently a superior place to market a product like Slide. Twitter is more like a… — Max Levchin Copy Share Image
Twitter was like a poem. It was rich, real and spontaneous. It really fit my style. In a year and a half,… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
Twitter is sort of version of labeling, except with 140 characters instead of a labelmaker. It's the way of calling things out… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
I interact with my fans mostly through Twitter, and I like to do livestreams about every two weeks, where I say, 'Ask… — Becky G Copy Share Image
I treat Twitter like a news feed. I follow you guys, I follow every news organization - left, right, center, and everything… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
At, like, 11, I think, that was just me watching a lot of YouTube videos, and I whenever I had the chance,… — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
Twitter is like a Drum where everbody is beatings in his own beat. — Mudassir Qayyum Copy Share Image
I'm a little bit awkward on Twitter; like, I'm never really sure what to say. — Maisie Williams Copy Share Image
Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the… — Mike Pohjola Copy Share Image
A brand not responding on Twitter is like hanging up the phone on customers. With millions watching. — Dave Kerpen Copy Share Image
Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Jesus could get on Twitter and be like 'fear not, child. I know for a fact that your going to heaven!' and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thinks that twitter is like facebook's slutty cousin. It does everything dumb and whore-ish you're too responsible to do” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
Twitter is like hugging. Just because it's hard to measure the return on investment doesn't mean there isn't value there. — Tony Hsieh Copy Share Image
My friend said he didn't have time for Twitter like me, he has a job I replied shut the fuck up &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is like life. Sometimes, you have to pretend like you care about some people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The invention of Instagram and Twitter has made, like, a big difference. Because you can just talk to anybody. And find anybody,… — Nicolas Cowan Copy Share Image
