I'm a jokester, so when I was joking on Twitter, it kinda rubbed people the wrong way. And I was like, I didn't make these up. I'm just letting you know they're there. — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
I lived in Washington longer than I have lived anywhere else, so it's considered home, even though I moved back to California. — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
When I was little, I asked God if I could meet my mom just one more time, and my prayer was answered in 2001.… — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
They gave high fives to all the players who say like the most obvious textbook answers in the world. It's like after each game,… — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
I don't want to get married unless they change the marriage laws. You should have to sign a marriage contract for no more than… — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
If you take away the last few years, from my last year in Washington, and you think about my career, there was nothing but… — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
How can I tell somebody, 'Don't shoot that shot' when I'm out there chunking 'em? — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
I never imagined that I would see my face on the cover of an EA Sports videogame. — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
I was in honors classes in high school. I'd get an A on every test, but I had a 1.9 grade point average. The… — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
I can't take a game-winner in practice. I can't shoot free throws in practice that simulates the game. There's no crowd; there's no nothing. — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
I have the mind-set that a guard can't stick me. So I watch the bigs and see how they like to play. If you're… — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
