Twitter bios Quotes · Page 2

Im a Basset Hound aficionado with a mouth like a Syphilitic sailor.

— Anonymous

Ive never been a millionaire but I just know Id be darling at it.

— Anonymous

Im just a boy, standing in front of the world, asking you to follow me.

— Anonymous

Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.

— Anonymous

Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.

— Anonymous

Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important.

— Anonymous

A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.

— Marc MacKenzie

I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.

— Anonymous

Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.

— Anonymous

Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me.

— Anurag Prakash Ray

I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that.

— Anonymous

Ive learned I dont know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good.

— Anonymous