You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Anyway, I went out and bought thousands of dollars worth of mature clothes so I'd look like a person to be taken… — Shelley Duvall Copy Share Image
The buying of a self-help book is the most desperate of all human acts. It means you've lost your mind completely: You've… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
I'm glad to be able to announce that the UK now has it's very own mindless twit. || Either that or he's… — Tim Worstall Copy Share Image
If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
[...] falling in love with someone beautiful and intelligent and the rest of it, then feeling like a blank twit put you… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
The fact is, what I hated in the Church was what I hated in society. Namely, authoritarians. Power freaks. Rigid dogmatists. Those… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
So if u shorten words to get what u want in within 140 characters it makes u a twit? — Rio Ferdinand Copy Share Image
I can't figure Twitter out. The way Twitter is formatted, I can't tell who is saying something and who's replying to something.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
In this great age of communication, there a lot of people you can't actually understand. I know everyone tweets, and twits and… — Penelope Keith Copy Share Image
I'm not very nostalgic, you see. I just don't think anybody has that kind of thing anymore. By culture, by breeding, by… — Manolo Blahnik Copy Share Image
Foul fiend of France and hag of all despite, Encompassed with thy lustful paramours, Becomes it thee to taunt his valiant age… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
To sacrifice the principles of manners, which require compassion and respect, and bat people over the head with their ignorance of etiquette… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit. — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day,… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image