Twisted Reality Quotes by Kody Keplinger

“Screw nightmares. I was waking up.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don’t want to kiss carpet, you know.”

— Kody Keplinger

“The thing that really got me, though, was that no one, not even Jake Gaither, had ever called me sexy. Wesley was the first.…

— Kody Keplinger

“While I'm sure this is going to be a fascinating story,' I interrupted. 'I don't care. I'm having a major parental crisis that sort…

— Kody Keplinger

“ I think about you much more than any self-respecting man would like to admit, and I'm insanely jealous of Tucker - something I…

— Kody Keplinger

“Love is rare and hard to find and takes years upon years to develop. Teenagers don't fall in love.”

— Kody Keplinger

“No matter where you go or what you do to distract yourself, reality catches up with you eventually.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Nathan had to park his Honda a whole block from the party, which was a good thing for two reasons. First, it gave Bailey…

— Kody Keplinger

“Just remember to do what makes you happy, okay? Don’t lie to yourself because you think it’s safer. Reality doesn’t work like that…. I…

— Kody Keplinger

“Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?' 'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender, a bearded…

— Kody Keplinger

“By the time we reached the front door of the party house—a total mansion, like Harrison had said—Nathan was far behind us. Well, he’d…

— Kody Keplinger

“Amy and I needed each other. Neither of us really had other close friends. We were the type who were friendly with everyone... I…

— Kody Keplinger