Who shuts his hand has lost his gold, Who opens it hath it twice told. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
As a general thing, I have not 'duped the world' nor attempted to do so... I have generally given people the worth… — P. T. Barnum Copy Share Image
I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
