“If anyone ever told five-year-olds the truth about life, he thought, there’d be a rash of kindergarten suicides. ” — P.J. Tracy Copy Share Image
“You two have sex every time you look at each other; sleeping together is just a formality you haven’t gotten around to yet.” — P.J. Tracy Copy Share Image
“There are no nonsmokers in this business. Just people trying to quit, and people who haven’t started yet.” — P.J. Tracy Copy Share Image
“When the sun comes out in Hawaii, it warms up. When the sun comes in Puerto Vallarta, it warms up. when the sun comes… — P.J. Tracy Copy Share Image
“If anyone ever told five-year-olds the truth about life, he thought, there’d be a rash of kindergarten suicides. ” — P.J. Tracy Copy Share Image
“...the one and only time in his career he'd been tempted to draw his weapon was when a swarm of gnats had descended on him in the motel parking lot. And what was so wrong about killing all the insects? Who cared if the frogs died with them? The only thing frogs were good for was keeping the insect population… — P.J. Tracy Copy Share
“We all walk around with holes in our hearts. But we still walk around.” — P.J. Tracy Copy Share Image
“Magozzi was still smiling, which seemed absolutely inappropriate given the information he was about to deliver, but when had life ever been anything but… — P.J. Tracy Copy Share Image
“The Chatham’s lobby décor was modern, serene, and understated—dignified hipster meets Tibetan monk—but the heavy police presence outside the sparkling glass doors was ruining… — P.J. Tracy Copy Share Image
“No, it's because every goddamned winter, the brain cells that know how miserable it is here freeze and die. It takes 'em all summer… — P.J. Tracy Copy Share Image
