“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed — Geoffrey Gorer Copy Share Image
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, Youre only interested in one thing, and you cant remember what it is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would want the going-back-in-time superpower, so I could take back the stuff that I say and gets me in trouble with… — Clark Gregg Copy Share Image
“He was an anarchist, though he never got into any trouble about it, except with his wife.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
