“There are approximately nine trillion cells in my body and every single one of them hates hiking. And walking. Just moving for extended periods of time in general, really. All nine trillion of us would rather be in bed.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“What about your funeral, eh?” She asks. “You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going to gather… — Sara Wolf Copy Share
“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT… — Sara Wolf Copy Share
“People like you - you don't find very often. He'll be back." "And when he comes back, I will behead him." I announce. "You'll… — Sara Wolf Copy Share
“you, Mr. Bernard,”. “Last time I checked they don’t pay you to ogle teenage girls. They pay you to teach. So start teaching.” Mr.… — Sara Wolf Copy Share
“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so many things… — Sara Wolf Copy Share
“Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and find Platform… — Sara Wolf Copy Share
“Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?" "You're not British, Isis," Naomi says. "I can be things," I insist.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share
“It’s okay, buddy!” I shade my eyes and look up at the sky. “Luckily for you, I am both stunningly good-looking and benevolent. I… — Sara Wolf Copy Share
“How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of the way.”… — Sara Wolf Copy Share
“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share
“Snow White! I remember her story. She was the one with the seven stunted humans looking after her. She cooked and cleaned and one… — Sara Wolf Copy Share
