“They are strange trees, palm trees, they are so individualistic, so unique, so full of capriciousness, just as Jews are. One palm tree appears to be six stories high, another a midget. One palm tree is obese, another is emaciated.… — Dvorah Telushkin Master of Dreams A Memoir of Isaac Bashevis Singer 1997 2004 Copy Share Image
Christians get trees. Jews get bushes. To stay in good standing with the Tribe, you've got to refer to a Christmas tree as a Hanukkah bush. — Alan Colmes Copy Share Image
