Tramps Quotes by Vivian Stanshall

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

— Vivian Stanshall

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life

— Vivian Stanshall

“That was inedible muck, and there wasn't enough of it”

— Vivian Stanshall

Mercifully, he hit him with the soft end of the pistol.

— Vivian Stanshall

I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.

— Vivian Stanshall

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.

— Vivian Stanshall

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ...

— Vivian Stanshall

If you see something you don't understand, smash it.

— Vivian Stanshall

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!

— Vivian Stanshall

If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.

— Vivian Stanshall

A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.

— Vivian Stanshall

Fear is the root of all courage

— Vivian Stanshall