Without these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home! — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists. — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The less a tourist knows, the fewer mistakes he need make, for he will not expect himself to explain ignorance. — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
“In any case, a little danger is a small price to pay for ridding a place of tourists.” — Tahir Shah Copy Share Image
It's tourists in New York. Everything is geared towards that. It's so hard on Broadway now for them to get people in… — Delta Burke Copy Share Image
“tourists. "She oughtn't really to go at all," said Mr. Beebe, as they watched her from the window, "and she knows it.… — Various Copy Share Image
The saddest journey in the world is the one that follows a precise itinerary. Then you're not a traveler. You're a f@@king… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
Tourism is important because it can create sustainable local economies. Id much rather have 1,000 tourists going up the Tambopata than 1,000 gold miners. — Frans Lanting Copy Share Image
I just want to live like a full-time tourist, to show up at the airport, pick a destination, walk up to the… — Edgerrin James Copy Share Image
In an instant he became aware that the tourist was about to try his own peculiar brand of linguistics, which meant that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
To be a tourist is to escape accountability. Errors and failings don't cling to you the way they do back home. You're… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
Even a tourist can tell in a Roman street that he is in something and not outside of something as he would… — Eleanor Clark Copy Share Image
I would like people to feel that they've understood something more about Siena than the usual Palio as seen by tourists. It… — Cosima Spender Copy Share Image
If there were, say, only 10 percent of the hotels that exist now, there would be all these apartments for people who… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
In the city of flesh I travel without maps, a worried tourist: and Ottilie was a very Venice. I stumbled lost in… — John Banville Copy Share Image
We have a greedy cycle where Human Rights Commissions fine citizens in order to pay their own salaries so they can employ… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Everyone is in a hurry. The persons whom I lead in worship, among whom I counsel, visit, pray, preach, and teach, want… — Albert Mohler Copy Share Image
“By the standards of a tourist strolling past looking for a quick lunch, the place was a dive. The sign on the… — Scott B. Pruden Copy Share Image
An ugly thing, that is what you are when you become a tourist, an ugly, empty thing, a stupid thing, a piece… — Jamaica Kincaid Copy Share Image
I'm really fascinated by how the mob ethos permeates places like Las Vegas and Chicago. I have the book set in Las… — Tod Goldberg Copy Share Image
I don't want to be an island. I want to be more of a tourist attraction. You stop here, I take your… — Richard Sherman Copy Share Image
I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists. — Brigitte Bardot Copy Share Image
Autumn is full of leave-taking. In September the swallows are chattering of destination and departure like a crowd of tourists. — Mary Webb Copy Share Image
it is not every tourist who bubbles over with mirth, and that unquenchable spirit of humor which turns a trial into a… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
A tourist will come drawn to its beautiful past but we need to put efforts for creating systems to make them stay… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like travelers, but I don't like tourists. The difference is that travelers don't shop and they don't play golf. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Bologna is the best city in Italy for food and has the least number of tourists. With its medieval beauty, it has… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch. — Patrick F. McManus Copy Share Image
Tourists went on holidays while travellers did something else. They travelled. — Alex Garland Copy Share Image
As long as there are Japanese tourists, there will be a market for the Old South. — John Shelton Reed Copy Share Image
There's a lot of processed food in America and I know that can make some tourists who're used to fresh food feel… — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
Denmark has long been regarded as one of the world's most attractive nations, for citizens and tourists alike. My own visits there,… — Elliott Abrams Copy Share Image
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
A man on foot, on horseback or on a bicycle will see more, feel more, enjoy more in one mile than the… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
We’re all tourists, sort of. Life is tourism, sort of. As far as I’m concerned, the dinosaurs still hold the lease on… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
