When I was about nine, I went to school with a toothbrush in my mouth. I saw Method Man do it in a video. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
If you really think everything in your life, everything that you benefit from comes from socially aware, like-minded, good-hearted people, then you're out of… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
If you're honest about things, people will trust you, even if you're a bad guy. That says something about where we are and who… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Of course there's a backlash. Of course. Look, half the country voted for Donald Trump. But I think one of the things that we… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn't apologize for who he is. We know he's tacky. We know he's orange. We know he's got… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
You can go anywhere in New York. There's always something to do in New York. There's always a place to eat no matter what… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
One of the hardest things in the world to say is "President Trump," and not out of disrespect - just because people have known… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I always feel like you don't do comedy for the special - you do the specials so you can do comedy. That's like a… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I've learned a lot just being around people who grew up so differently from me, which is cool. It teaches you how to be… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
To deliver something deadpan is very difficult; I don't think people know how hard those jokes are. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I feel like most standup comedians do it the way I did it, where you just go to open mics and cut your teeth.… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I would say Colin Jost is Kanye West because he takes like the creative risk a lot of times, whereas I'm like, "Uh, I… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
I can tell how honest a joke is or how true a joke is by how fast the laughs come. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is making decisions that affect people's day-to-day life, and he's constantly, constantly making some crazy announcement. It's like, "Well, what are we… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
When you inherit a segment that people grew up with, they are like, "This is not what I'm used to." It's hard. There's a… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
