I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. — David Richerby Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Ignorance is a luxury of life…Then you find out The Tooth fairy isn't real, or Santa Claus, or... Most of what we… — Bobby Ray Copy Share Image
You may scoff at the Tooth Fairy if you like. But the Tooth Fairy's approach has gotten more politicians elected than any… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
I bet Mafia kids get bummed when they find out the tooth fairy doesn't take other people's teeth or when they find… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The old fairy tales are very, very violent, and these days I think we could do with a little less of it. — Julie Andrews Copy Share Image
Mom: Stop lying to me! Me:Tooth fairy, easter bunny and santa *walks away like a boss* — Brookie Copy Share Image
“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I felt suddenly cruel, like I'd told small children there was no tooth fairy, that it was just their Mom sneaking into… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
Rather than say he's an atheist, a friend of mine says, 'I'm a tooth fairy agnostic,' meaning he can't disprove God but… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“She paused in the doorway, tipping her head to consider Brittany, who only glared. "You're right. I think most girls don't look… — Wendy Knight Copy Share Image
“Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle made of teeth. It was the kind of mental… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“So you don't really believe in love?" I whispered. How could this be? I was crushed. It was like finding out the… — Robin Palmer Copy Share Image
Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“The old man may have had all his own teeth, but only because no one else could possibly have wanted them; just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Did you drag all these boxes out of the attic by yourself?” “No, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny stopped by… — Nancy Naigle Copy Share Image
Berkshire's whole record has been achieved without paying one ounce of attention to the efficient market theory in its hard form. And… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
“(Beth) “You can’t leave me behind!” “I can and I will, if I have to break your neck to keep you from… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I think Earth has got to be the insane asylum of the universe. . . and I'm here by computer error.… — Forrest J. Ackerman Copy Share Image
“The universe gives what the universe gives, yes. Cheap thrills, plenty of those, enough to get you through until Halloween when the… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
Conservatives and liberals are kindred spirits as far as government spending is concerned. First, let's make sure we understand what government spending… — Walter E. Williams Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth Fairy are creatures in which every child has absolute faith until it is utterly… — Jim Whitefield Copy Share Image
When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she… — Priscilla Presley Copy Share Image
The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I thought the tooth fairy was a very creepy concept as a kid. "Put your tooth under the pillow." I was like… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
Santa. Jesus. Love. The tooth fairy. Things we believe in until we're old enough to know better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I never heard the Gospel until I was 18 years old. Jesus Christ... the name was synonymous to me as the Tooth… — Paula White Copy Share Image
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come… — Dana Snyder Copy Share Image
OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss. — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
I got a grill, I don't need to get my tooth fixed. The Tooth Fairy will retire if I use it — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I never even was in any of my high school plays. I mean, look at me. What role could they give me… — John Matuszak Copy Share Image
Step to this and get shanked up I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt — Big L Copy Share Image
According to a recent survey, kids are receiving an average of 40 cents less from the tooth fairy. That's right, the economy… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Adults trying to protect children from reality, right? And adults always trying to fill children with fantasy - the tooth fairy, Santa,… — Shane Warren Jones Copy Share Image
“You can make a child believe a lot of things. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny... just about anything really,… — Samantha Sotto Copy Share Image
