“We've tried to live in balance with nature long enough. This time nature went too far. As soon as you and your fiance are safely out of here, I'm calling in an air strike to napalm this whole forest.” — Mykle Hansen Copy Share Image
“But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery. Note to self: Nuke Alaska.” — Mykle Hansen Copy Share Image
“We've tried to live in balance with nature long enough. This time nature went too far. As soon as you and your fiance are… — Mykle Hansen Copy Share Image
“If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.” — Mykle Hansen Copy Share Image
“Kids today, they can't even read unless it's spelled wrong on a phone.” — Mykle Hansen Copy Share Image
“Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate.” — Mykle Hansen Copy Share Image