Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Let me see beneath your beautiful tonight, love, give me your sweet small smiles, your open heart, your warm arms and your… — Kaitlen Dearing Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be good to forget everything even if it's just for tonight? Indulge in pleasure... breathe a sweet poison deep into… — SebastiAn Copy Share Image
His white boots were on fire against Arsenal, and he'll be looking for them to reproduce tonight. — Ron Atkinson Copy Share Image
I'm so excited and honored to be part of 'Entertainment Tonight!' 'E.T.' was the show that started all the entertainment news, so… — Nancy O'Dell Copy Share Image
You knew the sweetness of now, now, TONIGHT! who cares for tomorrow, tomorrow is nothing, yesterday is over and done, tonight live,… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I would give anything for a female's hand on me tonight. they soften a man and then leave him listening to the… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Come landlord fill a flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be--tomorrow we'll get sober. — John William Fletcher Copy Share Image
If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide…you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight… — Christopher Copy Share Image
THANKS FOR ALL THE COOL PEEPZ WHO GREETED ME TODAY AND TO MISS RACHEL COPELAND WHO'S NOT TIRED OF MAKING FANSIGNS FOR… — SOAB Copy Share Image
Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen, again and again. It has to happen. Nice night. Miami is a great town.… — Dexter Copy Share Image
William: I just had the best idea ever. Let's give Maddox a ring. Paris: You mean propose to him? To grumpy ole… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Some street jokes are just timeless. There's an old street joke about comedians. The joke is that a beautiful girl comes up… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
All of it seems like noise and false light, and all I want for tonight is quiet, the black and gray of… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
I run down to meet Floriana who is breathless from her hike. She stops in the road, the last light at her… — Marlena De Blasi Copy Share Image
“I wanted to be the one to take you tonight. Know that I’ll be thinking of only you. “What a bunch of… — Rachel Higginson Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who wants to have fun tonight? If I have to raise hell all by myself I will,… — Dierks Bentley Copy Share Image
To God be humble, to thy friend be kind, and with thy neighbors gladly lend and borrow; His chance tonight, it maybe… — William Dunbar Copy Share Image
Glad I will be able to go back to work tonight! Missed the excitement of the club. Music and Strobe lights, this… — Jade Copy Share Image
Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Honestly, my material is too edgy for even five minutes on 'Conan' or 'The Tonight Show.' — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
Only now, she talks to me, in my dreams. And I cant wait to go to sleep tonight because we got a… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
Joe Mantello is the uber director. I wrote him a card tonight saying basically, 'Will you adopt me?' — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight? — Fats Waller Copy Share Image
Even though we are separated by distance at this time, I am content knowing we are both looking at the same beautiful… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Tonight, there’s no one here to force myself to feel okay for, to smile or hold it together for, and I feel… — Abigail Tarttelin Copy Share Image
Heart, we will forget him, You and I, tonight! You must forget the warmth he gave, I will forget the light. — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
Guess what, I'm having more fun, and now that were done, I'm gonna show you tonight. — P!nk Copy Share Image
Tonight I plan on having such an awesome night, Morgan Freeman should narrate it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could not have slept tonight if I had left that helpless little creature to perish on the ground. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I'd rather be alone like I am tonight instead of finding the kind of a love that fades before the morning light !! — AaRon_CcHan Copy Share Image
Tonight I will Look at the Moon... and I will know that somewhere... You are Looking at it too... — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
May the words of God dance in your ears and bring Joy to your hearts as you sleep tonight! — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
“This might not be true nay other time, but tonight you're safe with me." Page 167 Chap 17” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
People spend more time thinking about what to eat tonight than they do about how they are going to get what they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
If all of you had voted the other way - there's about 5500 of you here tonight - I would not be… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
Tonight is the super moon. hasnt been this big in 20 years AND of course I cant see it. ha! hopefully I… — Hanna Beth Copy Share Image
