Love and mercy that's what you need tonight. Love and mercy to you and your friends tonight. — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
In 1971, Bossier City, Louisiana, there was a teenage girl who was pregnant with her second child. She was a high school… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
A lot of the time I hate the theater. You think, 'I have to climb Mount Everest, again, tonight.' Oh, the theater… — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
It seems so lucky to just to have the right of telling you with all my might, you're beautiful tonight. — Gordon Lightfoot Copy Share Image
I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
One of them is knowing the difference between Morality and Wisdom. Morality is temporary, Wisdom is permanent… Ho ho. Take that one… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist. — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
THE FACT THAT MY DAD IS A PREACHER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING. HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T AGREE WITH SOME OF MY… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Now I've gone for too long Living like I'm not alive So I'm going to start over tonight Beginning with you and… — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
Emotions in this country right now are running very high. Sometimes that emotion is translated into inspiration, sometimes into criticism. We've heard… — Matt Lauer Copy Share Image
If I could take all my parts with me when I go somewhere / and not have to say to one of… — Pat Parker Copy Share Image
When I started out, some women comics were jealous of other women comics, thinking, "If she gets "The Tonight Show," I can't."… — Rosie O'Donnell Copy Share Image
In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
After we graduate tonight, we no longer have to let society happen to us. We get to create our own. — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
If you told me to write a love song tonight, I'd have a lot of trouble. But if you tell me to… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Now let's try that again. Ask my wife nice, and maybe I'll let you sleep in the same bed as your teeth… — Cindy Gerard Copy Share Image
Richard, might I ask you something? We've talked tonight of what you must do, of what you can do, of what you… — Sharon Kay Penman Copy Share Image
Tonight, we can say with pride that, in America, there is no barrier too great and no ceiling too high to break. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
I can't say I'm happy to be talking about John Ritter and his passing. In my 21 years of Entertainment Tonight, this… — Mary Hart Copy Share Image
