Tombstone Say Quotes by Ted Turner

Jesus Christ would have been considered just another long-haired hippie freak if he hadn't been crucified. The folks weren't impressed with healing the sick,…

— Ted Turner

The worst sin, the ultimate sin for me, in anything, is to be bored.

— Ted Turner

I was pretty young when I figured out that tying shoes could waste up three years of my life, so I dont wear shoes…

— Ted Turner

I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit.

— Ted Turner

Struggling hard to achieve something is the most fun I get.

— Ted Turner

Basically we are chimpanzees with about two percent more intelligence and a little less hair.

— Ted Turner

I love CNN. I love the Cartoon Network. I mean, I thought these things up.

— Ted Turner

If you treat people with dignity, respect and friendliness, you can turn enemies into friends. An enemy is nothing but a friend in disguise.

— Ted Turner

I've always tried to do the smartest and best thing.

— Ted Turner

My son is now an 'entrepreneur.' That's what you're called when you don't have a job.

— Ted Turner

I don't watch entertainment. I haven't watched in years. I want to see serious news.

— Ted Turner

The next most dangerous thing [after nuclear proliferation] is probably... global warming, and then, right behind that are overpopulation -- we need to get…

— Ted Turner

At Time Warner, I had ten percent of the stock after the merger. But when we merged with AOL, I was diluted down to…

— Ted Turner

Nuclear war would really set back cable.

— Ted Turner

I was cable when cable wasn't cool.

— Ted Turner