You learn a lot about people when you're sitting on their bathroom floor or on their toilet seat, rifling through their stuff. — Emily Weiss Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Its okay Ginny. Don't be upset. We'll send you a toilet seat or something. Fred and George said to Ginny” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Believe your friends Mr. Fred and George Weasley tried to send you a toilet seat. — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
In politics, you're like a toilet seat: you're up one day and down the next. — Doug Ford Copy Share Image
“There is no doubt that inner beauty is more important that outer appearance, but that doesn’t mean that your physical appearance is… — Charbel Tadros Copy Share Image
Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on… — Farrah Fawcett Copy Share Image
“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet… — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on… — Farrah Fawcett Copy Share Image
You know it's true love when you find youself saying sweet things you never imagined you'd say like baby, I warmed the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“I always lift both lids of the toilet seat before I pee. Then I sit down while tinkling. If you think that’s… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked… — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
“In the bathroom two water tumblers were sealed in cellophane sacks with the words: "These glasses are sterilized for your protection." Across… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I used to throw stuff out of the window and trash hotel rooms - and superglue all the drawers shut and superglue… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
“ Gains There is no man in the house that I have to try to make happy. There are no more arguments,… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
“Gram?” I asked. “You okay?” “Damn men,” she said. “I fell in the toilet.” I busted out laughing. Tears of laughter coursed… — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
I don't think the press has done a very good job dealing with government spending.The Defense Department with the $9,500 toilet seat,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Finally, I found what seemed at the time to be a lid of some sort. Presuming it was a toilet seat (but… — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
There is an apocalyptic view to this that is actually kind of appealing, which is the only way to kill big government… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“I'm up for a Shadow hunt." She tries to let us out, but the lock's stuck. "That's weird." "Is this like an… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“At the back of the yard, tufted with grass like sparse hair on a balding head, is a weathered gray shed with… — Christina Baker Kline Copy Share Image
“I can’t function here anymore. I mean in life: I can’t function in this life. I’m no better off than when I… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“If you were trying to startle us half to death, you succeeded,” she told him as she closed the distance between them.… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
“you must wear it like she wears disappointment on her face you must hide the surprise of tasting other men on your… — Warsan Shire Copy Share Image
“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“He followed her into the bathroom and sat on the shut toilet seat while she washed her back with a brush. "I… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
“Mila, that day ,in your shop almost crushed me. When you said no to me, I didn't know if I would survive… — Courtney Cole Copy Share Image
I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
