There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning. — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
My culinary skills are terrible. I can't even make toast taste good. I do make scrambled eggs for myself sometimes but I… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Don't hit the person across from you with bits of toast, And don't, when dinner is nearly through, say 'Who's the host'… — Cole Porter Copy Share Image
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the Internet turns out not to be the future of computing, we're toast. But if it is, we're golden. — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
“[Hannah:] Here is to Rylie Cates: May your pens never run out of ink, your computer never run out of power, and… — Jessica Lave Copy Share Image
Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but… — Ndamukong Suh Copy Share Image
“The flame of the inn is dim tonight, Too many vacant chairs. The sun has lost too much of its light, Too… — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
“[The Toaster] A silver-scaled dragon with jaws flaming red sits at my elbow and toasts my bread. I hand him fat slices,… — William Jay Smith Copy Share Image
I say that is wine," Brett held up her glass. "We ought to toast something. 'Here's to royalty.'" "This wine is too… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy… — Ja Rule Copy Share Image
The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The smell of that buttered toast simply spoke to Toad, and with no uncertain voice; talked of warm kitchens, of breakfasts on… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
Then Drew shuffles into the dining hall. I drop my toast, and my mouth drifts open. Calling him “bruised” would be an… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
i get a little romantic about the old Empire State. Just looking at it makes me want to play some Frank Sinatra… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
It's like the smell of burned toast. You made the toast. You looked forward to it. You even enjoyed making it, but… — Elliot Perlman Copy Share Image
Suddenly, in the space of a moment, I realized what it was that I loved about Britain--which is to say, all of… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
So here are some foolproof recipes for those of you who understand the true function of food. Bean Treat: Gingerly pour four… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Amy bit her lip. "I was so scared, Dan. I couldn't think. She shook her head. "I feel so ashamed of myself.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And indeed there will be time for the yellow smoke that slides along the street rubbing its back upon the window-panes; there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Freedom is not a reward or a decoration that you toast in champagne. On the contrary, it's hard graft and a long-distance… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on… — Alice Temperley Copy Share Image
I manage a toast to the Christmas tree and one to the sweet absurdity in the miracle of the verb to be.… — Miller Williams Copy Share Image
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew there was milk and toast and honey and… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning… — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
Money maketh man a tory, don't fire that assumption at me, I like toast as much as anyone but not for breakfast,… — Billy Bragg Copy Share Image
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk around for the rest… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
So when you're dealing with an existential threat like death or like climate change, if you see it as 'we are all… — Bob Inglis Copy Share Image
I believe everything in moderation. But breakfast is important. I have two hard-boiled or scrambled eggs with whole-wheat toast and try to… — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
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