If people are asking me for clubbing tips, then they're in real trouble. My clubbing tip is never go to a club, because they're horrible and I hate them. I'm more of a dinner party guy. — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
The thing with TV and filming is the timing is all faked anyway. You do it so many times, from so many different angles.… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
I like to dress up and look nice. I'm not quite at the stage yet financially to do that too often, but it's nice… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
When it comes to female fan attention, I'm married, so obviously I avoid the places where you might get unwanted female attention - clubs… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
People assume that because you are on TV you must be a millionaire, but unfortunately it doesn't work like that. — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
I don't think American family sitcoms are mean. I guess I really love 'Arrested Development.' I guess they are quite mean in that, but… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
'The Inbetweeners' would have been a success with a totally different cast because the scripts are good - so while we were fortunate enough… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
It's a very strange and quite terrifying experience to watch yourself on TV. I never like to do it with other people. — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
If anything, 'Friday Night Dinner' is quite mean. All these pranks that we play on each other, there's a lot of hitting and slapping… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
I get paid very well and am happy with what I make, but I'm not in the super-rich bracket. I shop in a supermarket… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
Fans of the 'Inbetweeners' like the show because it is about four normal people, average guys or lower than average losers. — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
I enjoy watching sitcoms where the team behind it have successfully created a whole alternate reality that you can enter into for half an… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
I always felt that my way into comedy would be through my writing rather than my acting. — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
If people are asking me for clubbing tips, then they're in real trouble. My clubbing tip is never go to a club, because they're… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
I think everyone thinks their dad is a little bit odd or crazy. As they get older, they develop their own little habits. They… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
