You may choose your song, but know this: Tiny. Cooper. Hates. Over. The. Rainbow. — John Green Copy Share Image
Tiny Cooper is splayed out across the thin carpet, using his backpack as a pillow. He’s wearing skinny jeans, which look very… — John Green Copy Share Image
“WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? Tiny shouts in my ear, and I want to say, "Hopefully, go find a guy who… — John Green Copy Share Image
Tiny, the next time that you try to set me up with a girl with a secret boyfriend can you at least… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Maybe that works for Tiny, but it never works for me. Shutting up works. Following the rules works. So I shut up,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I point out that Tiny Cooper had about 11,542 girlfriends freshman year, and then Tiny punches me in the arm in a… — John Green Copy Share Image
Tiny Cooper is not the world's gayest person, and he is not the world's largest person, but I believe he may be… — John Green Copy Share Image
I have spent my life falling. Not the kind that Tiny's talking about. He's talking about love. I'm talking about life. In… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I'm wondering how many times he can possibly use the word alliance in one sentence when Tiny Cooper cuts Mr. Fortson off… — John Green Copy Share Image
Compromise is when you do what I tell you and I do what I want. ~Tiny Cooper — John Green Copy Share Image
Such is life. We grow up. Planets like Tiny get new moons. Moons like me get new planets. — John Green Copy Share Image
“Zach is like the more I think about it the more I think y ruin a gr8 friendship? I still think tiny's… — John Green Copy Share Image
He may be a malevolent sorcerer, but Tiny Cooper is his own goddamned man, and if he wants to be a gigantic… — John Green Copy Share Image
You can say a lot of bad things about Tiny Cooper. I know, because I have said them. But for a guy… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
