“Anger was a weapon to be honed and treasured and used only at the moment yielding most premium.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I keep vaguely wondering what Macs are like, but the ones I've seen spend too much time being friendly. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst! — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Would eternity feel like a long time, or were all lives - from a personal viewpoint - entirely the same length?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but prefer dinner to turn up inside an hour. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She was almost there. She could feel the weight of herself, the ponderousness of her body, the distant memories of the dawn… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It is considered in the Sto Plains that only scoundrels know the second verse of their national anthem, since anyone spending time… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The thing about late-night cookery was that it made sense at the time. It always had some logic behind it. It just… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Nanny's philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Now ... if you trust in yourself ... and believe in your dreams ... and follow your star ... you'll still get… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The face you wear in a battlefield should be a solemn one until the time when things are cleaned up and the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
In all seriousness, people think that it's the ideas that are important. Well, everyone has ideas, all the time. I tend to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Generally I start writing when I have even the smallest idea of how a book is going to go, because the physical… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This is so inconvenient. But there is no doubt.” She paused for a moment and said: “I will die the day after… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There should be a word for that brief period just after waking when the mind is full of warm pink nothing. You… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You could say to the universe, this is not fair. And the universe would say: Oh, isn´t it? Sorry. You could save… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My advice is this. For Christ's sake, don't write a book that is suitable for a kid of 12 years old, because… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Old terror crouched in the shadows. It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She never sent the castle to sleep”, said Granny, “that’s just an old wife’s tale. She just stirred up time a little.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vargo climbed in, twisted and turned a few times to get comfortable on the pillow, then pulled the lid down and latched… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That is because you don't yet know how to deal with time," said Wen. "But I will teach you to deal with… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And that had led to all the trouble with How to Dynamically Manage People for Dynamic Results in a Caring Empowering Way… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It was much better to imagine men in some smokey room somewhere, made mad and cynical by privilege and power, plotting over… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...for the first time Rincewind saw the troll. It wasn’t half so bad as he had imagined. Umm, said his imagination after… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
That's a nice song,' said young Sam, and Vimes remembered that he was hearing it for the first time. It's an old… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Astfgl peered around through the swirling gas clouds. At least he was in the right place. The whole point about the end… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
