Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Since September 11, 2001, the real world has become too scary for a lot of people to be with - all the time. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“It would be that time--late at night-- when your ears reach out for any sound. When you can see more with your… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We’ve spent so much time judging what other people created that we’ve created very, very little of our own.” Out” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We were all runing from something. Vaginoplasty. Aging. The future.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I was tired and crazy and rushed, and every time I boarded a plane, I wanted the plane to crash. I envied… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Rant said that view of time was set up so folks won't live forever. It's the planned obsolescence we've all agreed to...'Nothing… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Picture time travel as nothing more than knocking your half-read book to the floor and losing your place. You pick up the… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“My one true love. My deformed or mutilated or diseased prince charming. My unhappily ever after. My hideous future. The monstrous rest… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don't be trying all the time to fix things. What you run… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think it's just a matter of time before everybody realizes that I'm kind of a romance novelist ... that these are… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
As an artist you organize your life so that you get a chance to paint, a window of time, but that's no… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I hate how on TV they have to fill so many minutes. It means they have to put in anything, and by… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has to make an ongoing effort… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
It's creepy, but here we are, the Pilgrims, the crackpots of our time, trying to establish our own alternate reality. To build… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Adulthood Begins the moment someone tells you, "You need to be more sensitive.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Most novels, I find, are three times longer than they need to be. Very little happens, and I don't want to waste… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out exactly who that person is. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero. Bob” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When I first started writing, it was me alone with a computer in my apartment. I hated the time away from other… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
My goal is more to be remembered. They'll remember this thing and like it in the future. The trick is to stay… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I've always thought stand-up comedians were the oral storytellers of our time, because they know rhetoric, they know delivery, they know timing,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When you understand, that what you're telling is just a story. It isn't happening anymore. When you realize the story you're telling… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I really believe it's the moments we can't talk about that become the rest of our lives. It's the moments we can't… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Get through the moment. Avoid confrontation. Run away. That's pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think in a way, you're doomed, once you can envision something. You're sort of doomed to make it happen. I've found… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Only two guys to a fight. One fight at a time. They fight without shirts or shoes. The fights go on as… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Her haunting me. The way a song stays in your head. The way you think life should be. How anything holds your… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Any time some well-meaning person forces you to demonstrate you have no talent and rubs your nose in the fact you're a… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Here are the shadows left behind by a thousand moments, a thousand moods, of needs traced here on the wall by men… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Honey, times like this, it helps to think of yourself as a sofa or a newspaper, something made by a lot of… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
This deluded little rube who really thought the future would be any better. If you just worked hard enough. If you just… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
“Branch Bacardi, star of The Da Vinci Load, To Drill a Mockingbird, The Postman Always Cums Twice, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, The Twilight Bone,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
“Every unkind remark or crude gesture by others is a blessing, an opportunity to exercise our own capacity to forgive.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
“Nuestro deber es enseñar a esos hombres y mujeres la libertad a través de la esclavitud; y el coraje a través del miedo.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share