This summer time in England has been like a dreaded one-night stand... Not very hot, extremely wet and gone before you know it. — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
Facebook should have some kind of limit on the number of times that people can change their relationship statuses. After five or six, it should default to Unstable — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
This summer time in England has been like a dreaded one-night stand... Not very hot, extremely wet and gone before you know it. — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
Facebook should have some kind of limit on the number of times that people can change their relationship statuses. After five or six, it… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
One day I'd love to hire a space shuttle fly in to space and hover above the earths atmosphere. Just so I can get… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
It is a human necessity no matter how bad life gets or dinghy a place can be to find the beauty inside of it.… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
Follow your heart and listen to your instincts because we all have them for a reason. — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
I tantalise, you tease, you take I please. My body, you bind, my hands, entwined. I kneel, you stand I listen, you command. Im… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
I haven't had sex in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin. — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
Yesterday I decided it would be funny to cut in to a box of Christmas crackers and take out all the original cracker jokes… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
