“There's never a good time to tell someone that you don't really exist.” — Philip Ardagh Copy Share Image
“Clean shoes are no indication of clean feet, especially if worn on the head.” — Philip Ardagh Copy Share Image
“If anyone had appeared in just a pair of boxer shorts or swimming trunks, the womenfolk would have had "an attack of the vapors"… — Philip Ardagh Copy Share Image
“There's never a good time to tell someone that you don't really exist.” — Philip Ardagh Copy Share Image
