One time we were having dinner and some guy came by and took a potato off of Frank Sinatra's plate. And Frank said, “Hey pal, are you hungry?” The guy says, “yeah.” Frank said, “Sit down.” And he gave him… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future. — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
One time we were having dinner and some guy came by and took a potato off of Frank Sinatra's plate. And Frank said, “Hey… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your food bills,… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
The president of a TV network generously agreed to take his company's aptitude test, a test required of all the personnel. He did badly.… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future. — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
The other day I started to take a course in psycho-ceramics. What is psycho-ceramics? It's the study of crackpots. — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
I don't consider success doing a show for 30 years; I'm sorry. To me, you're successful when you graduate from something. I did a… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays. — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
A woman driver went through a red light. The cop stopped her and said, Lady, didn't you see that red light? The woman said,… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
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