The fact that Manti Te'o thought for a long time that he was dating, like, a fake girl and then that she died and did the tribute and the girl never existed. I mean inherently that's funny. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
The first time I used 'Viva La Stool,' I was just bragging about something. People grabbed it, and it went viral organically. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
People know I'm a Jake Paul guy. I respect people who take over the Internet, and this guy has got maybe more haters than… — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
I figured I should have a website, because that's what everybody was doing. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
We have no union at Barstool Sports. Nobody is trying to make a union at Barstool Sports. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
Some girls are just cut out to be housewives, drive SUVs and sing in the shower as opposed to being superstars. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
