“The university doesn't THINK; the university KNOWS. If the university says it's Thursday, then it's Thursday.” — Carol Plum-Ucci Copy Share Image
I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.” — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
I wasn't sure what day it was because life is meaningless. Turns out it's Thursday. The thing about life still applies. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Some days I have off like Thursday and Sunday but typically Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday are dedicated to training if… — Demetrious Johnson Copy Share Image
If you're on Thursday night at 8:30, because the history of that time slot has been so disastrous, there's a hell of… — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
“We made love like Wednesday and Thursday, only Thursday wasn’t always on top. Her name was Yesterday, and today will always remind… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I didn't even feel like getting out of bed. I took to wearing my days-of-the-week panties out of order. It could… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
Happy Thursday! Life at work and at home is so much HAPPIER when you speak and act with kindness!! Share a SMILE… — Tracey Edmonds Copy Share Image
You love playing on a national stage - anytime you get these games. The Thursday ones are tough; I have a mixed… — Alex Smith Copy Share Image
There's a different feeling when you show up and you're defending. You can't wait to get out there. You're not anxious that… — Brooks Koepka Copy Share Image
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, O’er a plan to venge myself upon that cursed Thursday Next-… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
When I was about six, I saw my elder siblings play chess and pestered my mother into teaching me. Very soon, I… — Viswanathan Anand Copy Share Image
All my days are themed. Monday is managementTuesday is product, engineering, and design. Wednesday is marketing, growth, and communications. Thursday is partnership… — Jack Dorsey Copy Share Image
“Instead of the calendrical terms Monday, Tuesday and so forth, we cheerfully offer the following surrogates. Use them freely and often, for… — Mark Dunn Copy Share Image
My creative process is a bit manic at times, to be honest. I wake up Monday and Thursday stressed because I don't… — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
On Monday they went out for a private picnic. On Tuesday they went for a carriage drive. On Wednesday they went to… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1894... I met with the Quorum and Presidency in the temple... President Woodruff then spoke... 'In searching out my… — Abraham H. Cannon Copy Share Image
There is a velvety sensuality here at the mouth of the Mississippi that you won't find anywhere else. Tell me what the… — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
“I guess I forgot we were going out tonight." "We always go out on Fridays." "It's Thursday, Alvis." "You are so tied… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
Adrian: It was Thanksgiving. Rocky: Yeah, to you, but to me it's Thursday, right? — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI. — Zack Ryder Copy Share Image
It would be easier for the world to survive without the sun than to do so without the Holy Mass. — Pio of Pietrelcina Copy Share Image
I give at work 100% 18% monday 23% tuesday 25% wednesday 22% thursday 12% friday 100% effort :P :P ;P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Looks to me like you need help. Do you know that you're wearing Thursday panties and today's Monday?” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog. — Shane Tronc Copy Share Image
I would not take a girl to a club on a Thursday. I would not take her to a really noisy, swanky… — Paul Dano Copy Share Image
As he bathes our feet and feeds us with his very self he simply asks us: Let me love you. Happy Holy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday you can hold your head. Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed. Oh Thursday watch the walls instead. It's Friday, I'm in love. — The Cure Copy Share Image
On Thursday a boy hid in a box. So, I guess that was a faster way to tell that story. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
“Marry on Monday for health, Tuesday for wealth, Wednesday the best day of all, Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, and Saturday… — Folk Rhyme Copy Share Image
