I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice. — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make… — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it. — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible. — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots. — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image