Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels. — Rodney Carrington Copy Share Image
You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious. — Rodney Carrington Copy Share Image
I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything. — Rodney Carrington Copy Share Image
If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed' — Rodney Carrington Copy Share Image
I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all… — Rodney Carrington Copy Share Image
“Show them to me Show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free” — Rodney Carrington Copy Share Image
“If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan And I'd love to see yours too Show them to me Show them to… — Rodney Carrington Copy Share Image
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say… — Rodney Carrington Copy Share Image
