Three Quotes by Gypsy Rose Lee

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club

— Gypsy Rose Lee

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

— Gypsy Rose Lee

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.

— Gypsy Rose Lee

I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.

— Gypsy Rose Lee

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

— Gypsy Rose Lee

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

— Gypsy Rose Lee

A naked dog for a naked lady.

— Gypsy Rose Lee

Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.

— Gypsy Rose Lee

It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with…

— Gypsy Rose Lee

I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.

— Gypsy Rose Lee

This is my present, you know. My present from Mother.

— Gypsy Rose Lee

I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed…

— Gypsy Rose Lee