Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly? — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is. — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work. — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
Well, I grew up in the '80s, which was a really massive time for sci-fi. — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm cut out to be a supervillain. I think I'd be a supervillain that would exercise some form of mind control.… — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar. — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of… — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all… — Jemaine Clement Copy Share Image
