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A lot of times, when I record with a group, I'll stay after class for another hour or two and go, 'Let… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
I have seen pretty horrible blokes thinking they can do pretty much what they like over the years, not just in showbusiness… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what makes a great manager: A great manager has a knack for making ballplayers think they are better than… — Reggie Jackson Copy Share Image
It made her think of Laika, the dog. The man-made satellite streaking soundlessly across the blackness of outer space. The dark, lustrous… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
The most exciting thing about being on the road is the constant go, go, go! I love it!! I really don't have… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Even if I had money to invest I wouldn't invest it in oil companies - - or their bankers, suppliers, customers ...… — Charles Eisenstein Copy Share Image
There was one element of my childhood that was really a positive asset for me. By moving a lot, I learned to… — Demi Moore Copy Share Image
I just think it is important that you realize , that you're the best in the world. Whether you are a Democrat… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
If there are still honest-smart men and women within those old and noble traditions, they should think carefully, observe and diagnose the… — David Brin Copy Share Image
I think many of my books, including 'Handle with Care,' including 'My Sister's Keeper,' circle back to how far are we willing… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
The music that I play is much more accepted in America. Do you know what I mean? Americans recognize and not necessarily… — Fred Eaglesmith Copy Share Image
I think an erotics of place may be one of the reasons why environmentalists are seen as subversive. There is a backlash… — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
Frankly, I see a lot of little girls dressed in ways I think are not very appropriate. It's too much too soon,… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
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Let no person think lightly of good, saying in his or her heart, "it will not benefit me." As by the falling… — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
I never really had that father figure to look up to. I think that's the reason I'm so ambitious. I felt like… — Jesse Metcalfe Copy Share Image
She smiled. "I need your opinion," she said. "What do you think about something sleeveless for this weekend? With a cinched waist… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Nowhere is wisdom more necessary than in the guidance of charitable impulses. Meaning well is only half our duty; Thinking right is… — Samuel Gridley Howe Copy Share Image
I don't think I am any different from other people. I have the same dreams. I want a family. I want a… — Erlend Loe Copy Share Image
God probably thinks it’s worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the… — Allison Pearson Copy Share Image
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All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only willing to think. The trouble is that men… — Thomas J. Watson Copy Share Image
I started off thinking that I just needed one shot to prove myself, but then I realised that I was only going… — Oscar Isaac Copy Share Image
My forever mission is to take the best elements of both commercial and independent films and bring them together. I learned so… — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
On the other hand, I think that the family, the traditional family, has a fundamental social role, because it's there that children… — Rocco Buttiglione Copy Share Image
No one has any faith in the tape anymore - everyone just relies on computers and considers the hardrive to be the… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
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I think that there are just people who are hurting other people, sometimes for the best of intentions and sometimes for the… — James Marsters Copy Share Image
There were times Ruma felt closer to her mother in death than she had in life, an intimacy born simply of thinking… — Jhumpa Lahiri Copy Share Image
I think the biggest reason that actors are complete a-holes as soon as they become famous is because they forget that this… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
A lot of people want to get involved, so thinking up Vines that require crowds is always good. But I've definitely gotten… — Logan Paul Copy Share Image
If I don't have the books to read, if I don't have the information to study, how can I succeed? That's a… — Richard Sherman Copy Share Image
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Men and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Canada sets aside 36 percent of their visas for people with skills they think their country needs. We set aside six percent.… — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image