You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot. — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive? — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster. — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
This is so sexist. I mean, are we really going to put this as a standard of something we are going to judge our… — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as… — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball. — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans. — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around… — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
Could you do a liberal propaganda tool that would bore the bejesus out of people? No. — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up. — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image