You come out into the world after a season of TV and you're just swearing and saying mean things to people and… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
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I think thats the most important job of a novelist - to bring authority to their writing. — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
Your mission statement says Galer Street is based on global "connectitude." (You people don't just think outside the box, you think outside… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
I think one of the good things about writing novels is that you always start from scratch. — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
That's right,' she told the girls. 'You are bored. And I'm going to let you in on a little secret about life.… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
My way of looking at the world is that if it is true, it is funny and it is dark. No matter… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
We were like the Beatles, Dad.' 'I know you think that, sweetie' 'Seriously. Mom is John, you're Paul, I'm George, and Ice… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
I can't tell you the number of times I've been in the middle of a perfunctory conversation, and someone will say, 'Tell… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“The drivers here are horrible. And by horrible, I mean they don't realize I have someplace to be.” — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
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You come out into the world after a season of TV and you're just swearing and saying mean things to people and they're looking… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“Here’s something about Mom: she’s bad with annoyances, but great in a crisis. If a waiter doesn’t refill her water after she’s asked three… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
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“Eleanor's heart giggled with mad abundance: so much to share, so much goodwill, so many notes to compare, so many ways to help and… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
After decades spent in rewrite rooms surrounded by other shouting writers, I discovered that I work best alone. I like being in charge of… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
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When I'm sitting at my computer writing, I really have this fiendish smile on my face. I am not thinking about the past or… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
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“The sight of Elgie flat on the slimy dock, groaning "My wife, my wife", with a gun pointed at him, and me jumping up… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
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