They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to the judge who sentenced me, that line is called a 'medical degree'. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
