On stage and in person, I think I am nice, thoughtful, and empathetic. But for some reason when I'm online, I become super aggressive and unhinged. I should probably get off of Twitter and see a therapist. — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
Whatever comedian says he doesn't read comments, I never believe him, because we all have the same pathological problem to see what people think of us, and it sucks, because you try not to take it personally, and people are… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
My first time performing was in the black box theater of my high school's basement as a member of 'Clownaz,' the school's improv team.… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
Martin Noakes is a British conspiracy theorist who also happens to be maybe the best songwriter in the world, in my opinion. His songs… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
On stage and in person, I think I am nice, thoughtful, and empathetic. But for some reason when I'm online, I become super aggressive… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
Whatever comedian says he doesn't read comments, I never believe him, because we all have the same pathological problem to see what people think… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
I'm a big foodie! I eat, like, three times a day... but most of all, I'm a breathie. Breathing air? That's the best thing… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
You should really get some quotes about our show. Noah loves when people talk about him. Negatively or positively. — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
I don't even know if people even care what a 27-year-old Jewish kid thinks about politics. — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothing made me want to get into comedy more than when 'Mr.… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
