“Underdog stories are easy to tell. It is best to be suspicious of underdog stories.” — Adam Levin Truth Copy Share Image
“Regarding vengeance and arch-enemies, one must not only be timely but prideful, and pride exacts propriety.” — Adam Levin Enemies Copy Share Image
“The goodness of our intentions was in direct correlation to the heights from which we condescended to each other.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Go ahead and flunk me for begging the question, then go ahead and fuck yourself for asking it.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Reasonable of you, John. Reasonable of you, Dick. No two Israelites had ever pattered so goyischely.” — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“If I'd thought she was uninterested, I never would have worried so much - the prospect of screwing something up is much… — Adam Levin Attraction Copy Share Image
“The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed.” — Adam Levin Betrayal Copy Share Image
“...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who don't...” — Adam Levin Faith Copy Share Image
“Since bad timing could mean almost anything, it was a certain kind of truth. A low kind.” — Adam Levin Bad timing Copy Share Image
“Gurion would lament: What is the good of trying to do justice if God will kill me and my family whether or… — Adam Levin Family Copy Share Image
“Desormie, ahead of me, hummed out a melody with lipfart percussion and aggressively dance-walked and thought it was strutting.” — Adam Levin Dance Copy Share Image
“Let us be as the Cage has never been able to make us. Let us now all at once face forward in… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“He described the experience as being 'a little bit less fun, perhaps, than chain-smoking for ninety minutes while handcuffed to a dowager… — Adam Levin Awkward Copy Share Image
“The further south the throng went, the more reasons it discovered. Vendettas once sworn for half-forgotten offenses were remembered and invented with… — Adam Levin Discovered Vendettas Copy Share Image
“Easy as a child breathes a wish at a dandelion...is exactly how hard it would be for me to tear your limbs… — Adam Levin Children Copy Share Image
“You fucked up,' he said. 'Know that you're someone who fucked up. But know that doesn't make you a fuckup. The difference… — Adam Levin Know Fucked Copy Share Image
“We can't just have everything without complications, you and I. There'd be no story without complications. With nothing to overcome, we'd die… — Adam Levin Complications Copy Share Image
“Were there always to be more damage, damage would be an aspect of perfection. We would all be angels, one-legged and faceless,… — Adam Levin Damage Copy Share Image
“And Desormie dragged the back of his hand back and forth across his mouth twice. And Brodsky coughed fakely to mask his… — Adam Levin Brodsky Coughed Copy Share Image
“...I know there are a number of things you know, probably too many things you know--too many, I say, not because any… — Adam Levin Knowledge Copy Share Image
“And your parents, believe me—I don’t care what kind of relationship you’ve got with them—they’ll take you up on that offer. You… — Adam Levin Love you forever Copy Share Image
“Why do we weep once we know that everything will be alright? We weep because the only way everything could ever be… — Adam Levin Fiction Copy Share Image
“Nonetheless, he is a boy. Despite his talents, a boy. And a boy is more idealistic than a man, and high ideals… — Adam Levin Children Copy Share Image
“And that is why, when he finally did come across the street, I lit my cigarette with my lighter - not to… — Adam Levin Inspirational Copy Share Image
“I feel like a millionaire on the back of an armored jet-ski my samurai girlfriend who loves me is charging at a… — Adam Levin Enjoys Copy Share Image
“I liked it when things went together like that. Not just timing things like the chop/ flick/ knock-stopping, but space things, too.… — Adam Levin Character-description Copy Share Image
“While I did that, my own eyes got wet, not fakely, and I blinked the wetness away because it was not my… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“Don't you feel as though you could love everything starting tomorrow, and everything could love you, if only you took an action… — Adam Levin Chocolate milk Copy Share Image
“..and if you're reckless enough to back talk me, you're reckless enough to think you understand girls like June Watermark, and you… — Adam Levin Crazy people Copy Share Image
“Yet this wasn’t like sports, let alone sports movies. The roles weren’t fixed, nor the meaning of the scaffolding. It didn’t have… — Adam Levin Enemies Cheered Copy Share Image
“You can render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, but if you don't keep from Caesar that which is yours, Caesar will… — Adam Levin Caesar Copy Share Image
“Maholtz asked me, “Why do you hate me?” I said, Everyone hates you. “I know,” he said. “I know that,” he said,… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“The fly was on my desk, his hose in the candy dust. I cupped my hand and covered him, then brushed him… — Adam Levin Dust Hadn Copy Share Image
“If you know your mom is a great killer, and you think of your mom as a great killer, and you know… — Adam Levin Humor Copy Share Image
