One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“If there were such a thing as a vampire-puppy-dog, it would be Cecil. Big pleading eyes, asking for an ear-scratch and a… — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
“I’m just trying to do the right thing. I’m a vampire.” “Duh.” “And you’re not.” “Again: duh.” “I could hurt you. I… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons." I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
